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I'm Mackenzie. 21. Mac and cheese is life. Minnesota bitch.

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oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

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bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

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sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

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Benvolio: In love?
Romeo: Out.
Benvolio: Of love?
Romeo: Out of her favor where I am in love.
Benvolio: *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*